when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
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you also forget to factor in he can punch through trees, cave walls, survive splashing into water at heights that would normally kill a man and swim up water falls
Now there’s a real man.
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when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
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